Nearly missed this one ...

I've been getting lazy and assuming Dave puts everything he does on his blog. Noooo. A joke item where Dave does Mills & Boon. Funny if you've never read a "newspaper journalist does Mills & Boon" article before I think. Interesting to us because Dave's novella contains a character called "Tom 'Wandering Hands' Watson, the PR executive". What with that and the fat jokes, it appears that there is a little bit of a personal needle here, I wonder why. Left lobe, Dave, left lobe.