Nick's column in the Standard
It's a peach. Ooh it's a pudding. It's not that it ... no, I can't bear to spoil the surprise. You'll have to wait till it comes up on the blog. But it really is a stunner. I'm chortling right now. Cyber chutney arse ducks. It really is a quite flabbergasting column. No more clues. Sorry, I'm quite overwrought with columnar intoxication.